I made a little joke about Chakrubs in another blog post, and here’s the thing: I have been making these little references to them for years now. I can’t let it go, I’m fascinated.
I found Chakrubs some years back (long before Goop and the infamous Yoni Egg) when they began following the account of a fashion brand I was working for and I just have not been able to stop going back to look at the products. They’re beautiful. They’re unique. And they had the most fascinating testimonials:
There’s a lot of talk in the testimonials about “warming” the Chakrub; It’s a very woo-woo way of saying “you’re about to have sex with a rock, try to make it less cold”. But it’s such a pretty rock! And, if you’re swayed by the testimonials, it’s a powerful rock.
I haven’t purchased one, but found myself on the website AGAIN today, so I felt like I had to say something about this fascinating company. Whose success, by the way, is mega-inspiring. Watching them grow over the years has been so great, from crystal sex toys to a an informative blog, book on crystal healing and sacred pleasure and a strong network of sex-positive goddesses. If I were Oprah, I’d list these on my favorite things and give you all one. Hm, I suppose I should re-phrase that and say “when I am Oprah, I’ll have these on my first Favorite Things list and give you all one”
Chakrubs, y’all. Check it out.